If not been area rerround meyuch...

spinninghunkofspacerock:

screw it, I’m taking control of my life, i will get the things done because i am a capable hum— ooh is that blorbo?? from my shows???

sunshine-tattoo:

webbyghost:

corrie-zodori:

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)?

Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

one day itll be 2023 and everything will be good

you fucking liar

nookisms:

A love poem for the Last Universal Common Ancestor, the last of its kind and the first of our own at the beginning of the world.

eclipse-song:

reposting because new doodles added

malpolio:

artpolice:

Beauty vlogger: so this is my water bottle. i just got it over at the corner store, okay, uhm, first impression you DO have to twist the cap for it to come off so keep that  in mind before you buy it, and the water is a lot more, uhm, liquidy? than i would’ve thought. the bottle is pretty nice it’s made of, uhm, plastic. so it has that sort of uhm, plasticy feel to it it’s really nice

“Dasani? Das-ani? I’m probably pronouncing it wrong but yeah”

wordfather:

good morning babygirl are you ready for todays horrors

feluka:

i insist that the loud noise is the one thing that separated vacuuming from being best sensory experience possible to the worst sensory experience possible. imagine vacuuming if it’s completely silent. it would be so much fun it feels like a beast on a leash swallowing up everything in its way indiscriminately it’s so awesome

kushblazer666:

aleatoryw:

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking “boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now”, and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

ALT

madnessofmen:

don’t forget. you’re entitled to the full half hour of your fifteen minute break

lithiumseven:

Guy who hears about any career and says “oh like Barbie”

lingling40hrs:

i love 80’s music and by 80’s i mean 1880’s i’m talking about tchaikovsky again

steverogersnotebook:

witchaj:

flouryhedgehog:

rivkat:

ALT

Now I’m no big city lawyer,

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lasernahrwal:

theweirdwideweb:

saintsatellite:

I can’t be autistic bc I’m actually great at understanding social cues!

[Cut to my POV, a Terminator-style overlay analyzing word choice and body language while over everyone’s head a bar labeled Are They Mad At Me shows varying levels]